The Adventure Starts Here: Knock Knock...

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Knock Knock...

On our 3 hour drive this weekend, we had to get creative with things to keep Noah entertained.  Somehow we started telling Noah some jokes.  He got so into it that Chris started looking up kid jokes on his phone.  While many went over Noah's head, he thought they were hilarious and kept asking for more.  He even guessed the answers for two of them!  Here are a few of our favorites...


What do you call a bear with no socks?
Barefoot
this is one of the jokes Noah guessed the answer to!  

How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a boogie in it!
we've been telling this joke non stop since!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?
Smell my poo... ewww!

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
and we wonder why Noah's so obsessed with the bathroom humor!  

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I'll have peanuts

Why did the muffin/cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby!

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet

Where do cows go on Saturday night?
To the moo-vies!

The best part is that Noah didn't mind if we repeated jokes.  On the way home, he was so excited for us to tell them same jokes and to see if he remembered the answer.  

Do your kids like jokes?  I'd love to hear some of your favorite kid-friendly jokes!  

8 comments:

  1. Ha ha! Cam thinks jokes are the best and half the time he makes things up that he thinks are jokes and just laughs at himself. Kids!

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  2. Baha ha! These are so funny. I'll have to tell them to my girls. My girls love the interrupting cow joke and tell it all day, every day, all the time.

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  3. So cute. My kids like jokes and once they get started, you can't get them to stop!

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  4. Haha! So cute. I can't wait to pick up Mason from school and tell him these. He will love them. Love that picture of Noah. The laughter and joy is contagious!

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  5. These are so cute! Henry loves these type of jokes!

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  6. This are adorable. I'm a sucker for kid jokes!

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  7. Okay -- I promise I'm not a mean mommy but I HATE knock knock jokes. Connor won't stick to real ones and wants to make them up and they don't make any sense whatsoever. When you try and "teach" him, he throws attitude around so... I hate jokes!

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  8. Oh my gosh, these are so cute!!! I'm so impressed that Noah got the answers right to some of them too! Even I am terrible at kids jokes so I'm impressed!

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